Massage prices

Note 1:

A 30 min session is really only good for spot work i.e. your arms, legs and is for strong to deep tissue work. I've had some people ask for a full body massage in 30 min, I mean COME ON .... I'd be working so fast to cover your whole body in 30min you would end up with 3rd degree burns just from the friction alone ! Hence I rarely do 30 minute sessions. Next time you are at the shopping centre get one at those massage stations that seem to be popping up everywhere.

Note 2:

Tuition for singles is quite difficult unless you have brought along a willing accomplice. It takes twice as long to show you how to massage if you haven't got anyone to practice on and a bit of a waste of money really. At the end of the day though, it's your call and money.

Note 3:

This package is designed for those of you out there that are more concious about getting massages on a regular basis, those that understand the benefits of massaging will appreciate this. You decide how often you would like these massages and then I'll send you regular SMS messages to make sure that you don't lag in your regularity.

Note 4:

This Package is desined with the bodybuilder or person in mind who is training/working hard and needs a maintanence regime in place. Typically you have already got your workout, diet and exercise routine worked out and now are looking to have your mind, spirit and recovery program put into place. In order for the full benefits of this package to be realised, clients are advised to make a minimum booking of at least once per month to maintain flexibility, detoxification and well-being. Again I will send you regular SMS messages to make sure that you haven't forgotten and lag behind.

Note 5:

Usually when you have a couple massage you are in an environment like a spa or retreat where they have a number of masseurs available to work on you. In these circumstances you are laying on two tables next to your partner and receiving a massage by two professionals at the same time. As I work alone this just can't happen, I'm sorry, I know that women say that men can't multi-task and I'm afraid in this case they are 100% correct.

It is for this reason that I regard a couples massage as more of an 'class' session where I'll be massaging one person, and at the same time instructing your partner how to perform the massage, helping, and guiding them to apply the same techniques. At a point in time that you nominate, you swap with your partner and we'll repeat the same process. If you don't want to swap, that's fine too it'll be more like a private tutoring session on how to apply the various massage techniques with your partner.

Outcalls:

These sessions do take consideralbly more time than a studio visit, especially if they're a 'couples' session. I've got to ready my tools of trade, load up the car, wrestle with traffic on the way to where-ever it is you live, then unload, set up, say "hello, how are we feeling", when I'm still spewing over the person that ran the red light, and then after the massage is finished I've got to repeat the whole process in reverse. (now you can take a breath). This can add an extra 30 minutes to 60 minutes onto the time that you have already booked so please bear that in mind if I am unable to fit you in when you call.

NB

Parking: If I have to pay for parking then that cost will also be added to the massage. Here in Melbourne parking in the city is almost always restricted to private car parks that charge fees of up to $10 per hour especially around hotels. As I'll always be parked for over an hour I afraid that you will have to pick up that cost.